If you believe in astrological signs —which I don’t ascribe to unless I do— then my status as a Pisces means I am always daydreaming to combat the harsh truth of reality. Redditor u/Patient-Ad8468 gave an excellent premise to use for procrastination purposes: “You can freeze time but only for 10 seconds at a time. What’s the best use for this power?”
I think the best use of that ten seconds is probably clocking someone in the face and retreating to a distance far enough away to create the illusion of innocence. That or maybe flipping someone off in order to vent frustration while avoiding further conflict. I’d likely drop deuces on a lot of car hoods. A LOT.
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