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You Have Two Choices: Scoff at Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Or Embrace the Ever Living Sh*t Out of It

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | June 14, 2012 |

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | June 14, 2012 |


Me? I’m going to embrace the ever-living sh*t out of it, because when Honest Abe wields an axe and chops down a motherf*cking vampire zombie, I’m going to pay attention and I don’t care how dumb the idea is.

Here’s the first full-length clip from the movie. It looks bat-smacking stupid, and I cannot wait.