On his latest episode of The Wil Wheaton Project, the grown-up Wesley Crusher presented this most delightful Brady Bunch-ized Game of Thrones opener, that is decidedly *not* family friendly. For those who might not be caught up, there’s what might be considered a Theon Greyjoy spoiler, and definitely a Ned Stark giveaway.

Dying, I am. You will be too.

“He had hair of gold like his uncle, because of incest;” perfect.

Cindy Davis, (Twitter)

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