It’s no secret that we all want to be Connie Britton. We all want his & her closets, a perpetually full glass of wine, and— of course— fantastic hair. Well, lucky for us, Mrs. Coach has finally shared her secret to at least the latter item: feminism. Yup, feminism. Apply liberally daily and let the benefits wash over you.
I’ll agree that the worst side effect of feminism is the dry mouth— just because we speak our minds so damn much, we’re bound to get a little parched.