I would imagine that as a stand-up comic touring the country, you’d be faced with a lot of downtime in cities you’re not very familiar with. So what does Hannibal Buress choose to do with this downtime? Record restaurant reviews, obviously. His review of Lamb’s Creek Food & Spirits in Mansfield, Pa., is pretty scathing. He’s so
high angry he can’t even keep his animated dog movies straight. But come on. One piece of celery for an entire order of wings? In Buress’ words, that’s “a real piece of shit.” Well said, sir. Well said.
Please take note, restaurants of America. If Hannibal Buress shows up in your establishment, give him ALL the celery.
Edit: Hannibal Buress was, by his own account, 100% sober during the filming of this video. Many apologies, Mr. Buress!
@pajiba wasn't stoned or drunk but thanks for the assumptions and the publicity.— Hannibal Buress (@hannibalburess) November 14, 2014