Okay, I know that I said last week that a State Farm commercial starring Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews was my favorite pop culture odd and/or end of 2017. I am here to tell you that I was wrong. Today I remembered a glorious video exists that towers over every other YouTube upload I’ve seen this year.

It is called “Nigeria Slap Competition | Guyanese Explanation” and it is what dreams are made of, kids.

You are so very welcome.

Jodi Smith is a Senior Reporter, Film & Television at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.