It’s well-established that I don’t do sports. I really don’t. But even I enjoyed the hell out of Jon Hamm’s bashfully charming opening monologue at the ESPYS tonight. Armed with an arsenal of corny jokes and nursing what seems to be a shot voice, Hamm grinned his way into our hearts. Full marks for making fun of Ryan Lochte. Points deducted for taking it easy on Ray Lewis. Then again. Wouldn’t you?
P.S. Vámonos, Gigantes. Stay classy, LA.