Having trouble getting in the holiday spirit, what with all the despair and evil? HAVE WE GOT A SONG FOR YOU.
Actress Gretchen Wylder (WHO WENT TO COLUMBIA COLLEGE CHICAGO, YAY COLUMBIA COLLEGE CHICAGO! LET’S ALL MEET FOR DRINKS AT TANTRUM BY THE FILM BUILDING!) created this cover of Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas” with a 2016 twist. 2016 twists are full of daggers and will slash your goddamn throat, by the way; generally beware of them. But this one’s cool.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS HILLARY CLINTON TO RESCUE US FROM THE HELL OF THIS YEAR.