Every time Wes Anderson gets parodied, it kind of bums me out to see how easily his work can be emulated. The parodies are so formulaic, you almost feel like there must be a Make-Your-Own-Wes-Anderson Kit out there complete with a tent, binoculars, a moped, a Jason Schwartzman moustache, and a guide to speaking perfunctorily.

That’s pretty much the gist of the porn parody, The Grand Sausage Pizza.

A twee erection is the last thing anyone would want.

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