I’m impressed with this “Ebony and Ivory” nip-syncing contest from last night’s Tonight Show. Obviously, that’s not Fallon’s body, but they did a nice job of morphing him with someone else (until near the end, at least). Obviously, that is Terry Crews’ body, and Jesus Christ! If they need to recast The Mountain a fourth time on Game of Thrones (oh stop it, book readers), Crews would be perfect. He could play “Rains of Castamere” with his nipples!
In either respect, this is mesmerizing. Also, how the hell can he concentrate on singing and nipple-dancing at the same time? I just tried it, and I gave myself a hernia.
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