I don’t care how old you are, or what you have done during your feeble lives. Ultimately, your entire existence has brought you here, the most important place to be at this very moment, to watch Paul Rudd lip sync Freddie Mercury and Tina Turner. Nothing else in your life will matter after this. Sure, you may have years and years left on this tiny planet in this tiny universe, but the rest of your life will be graded on a curve, and the next six minutes will be the highlight upon which everything is compared.

Take it away, Rudd.

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