As someone who has lived in New England for the last 17 years (HOLY SHIT, I just realized I’ve been here for 17 fucking winters) but is not a New England sports fan, this is what I know: The only thing more obnoxious than a Pats fan after the Pats win the Super Bowl is a Pats fan after the Patriots lose the Super Bowl. They’re either lording it over your head, or they are bellyaching about some fluke helmet catch that robbed them of a Super Bowl that was rightfully theirs.
It’s lose lose, really. Fortunately, New Englanders Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, John Krasinski, Chris Evans, Eli Roth, Steven Tyler, and Bill Simmons take some of that sting away with a segment on Jimmy Kimmel last night in which they identify the guy in the locker room responsible for deflating Tom Brady’s footballs.
WARNING: Contains Amazing Boston accents.