Kristen Bell was on “Ellen” talking about a present that her husband/boyfriend person, Dax Shepard got for her: A sloth. As many of you know, Kristen Bell is kind of a freak show when it comes to animals. In a very sweet, very loving way. As in, she really likes animals, and they really make her happy. Also, Bell is apparently an exceedingly emotional person, so upon seeing this Sloth, she went into a fetal ball of happiness. And because Shepard is kind of awesome, he taped it, which is in the clip below for your viewing pleasure (if you want to skip the back story and get right to the atomic weeping, it’s at 2:00).
It’s very sweet, but can you imagine living with Kristen Bell? Dealing with that kind of emotional sensitivity all day, every day? Being in constant fear of what might set her off? The woman cannot deal with her sh*t. In a very sweet way, of course.