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Khan In Sixty Seconds

By Miscellaneous | Videos | February 15, 2011 |

By Miscellaneous | Videos | February 15, 2011 |

I don’t believe that there can be any debate regarding the question, “Is The Wrath of Khan the greatest Star Trek movie ever made?” The undeniable and indelible truth is simply, “Yes.” I would argue that it even surpasses the updated J.J. Abrams vehicle with all of its flash and CGI and young, firm actressinors. Indeed one can’t help but become enraged and attempt to perform exquisite violence on a person should they dare try to deny the truth of the matter. I defy any of you to make a conclusive argument that will debase what I have just stated as fact. Actually, even if you do manage to make that argument, go fuck yourself and get a life, nerd.

Yes, it’s the Chrysler Cordoba of the Star Trek franchise. Swaddled in rich Corinthian leather and cruising down a mountain road as if suspended on a cloud of condensed Ricardo Montalban. It’s got everything that a man could want condensed into a small and dynamic package. The soothing purr of Ricardo’s voice as I glide through every chewy scene assures me of both its comfort and its quality. I suppose I should mention that it can also be condensed into 60 seconds of cardboard animation.

That fucking cardboard earwig is still freaking me out.

Bonus: The greatest car commercial ever created.

Source: Topless Robot

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