Surprise; it’s not Clinton! Oh, and another surprise (not): Turns out whoring in the White House goes way back. Apparently our 29th President, Warren G. Harding had it bad for his pillow-breasted neighbor, Carrie Fulton Phillips, and he wrote her the letters to prove it. As reported by The New York Times, Harding’s family sued to keep the letters out of the public eye and though that didn’t work out, by donating them to the Library of Congress, an agreement was struck to keep the letters private (for 50 years). Of course, now that the explicit discourse is out in the world, our pal John had to have a go at
Jerry Harding, whose penis certainly had its own mind (don’t they all?):
And you thought Mondays were boring.
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