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In the Single Greatest Act of Reality TV Pandering Ever, Carlton Does the Carlton

By Vivian Kane | Videos | October 6, 2014 |

By Vivian Kane | Videos | October 6, 2014 |

I know absolutely nothing about Dancing With the Stars (that’s not true, I’m selling myself short— I know people dance. With stars), but I do know that it was the single greatest thing on television tonight. (Suck it, Gotham.)

Apparently, the entire season, people have been begging Alfonso Ribeiro (AKA The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’s Carlton) to give them what they want. And what they want is The Carlton.

Tonight he finally sated his thunderous hordes of fans and gave us the most brilliant moment in television history. There’s Tom Jones. There’s a bowtie. And he f*cking NAILS The Carlton.

Cancel all television from here on out. We’re done. It can’t get better than this. Just burn it to the ground.

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