Fact: Eighty-two percent of all the great lines in “Parks and Recreation” are delivered by Ron Swanson (Jean-Ralphio is responsible for 6 percent). Of that 82 percent, 73 percent of Ron Swanson’s great lines are about food. The seven minute video below contains all of them. All of them.
I made it four minutes into the video, had a heart attack and returned to watch the other three minutes before my triple bypass. That’s how good it is.
(Source: Warming Glow)