If you’re like me, you didn’t watch the VMAs on Sunday night because you weren’t really aware they were still happening. I did hear that there was some feminism, some more feminism, and a brand new beef. I assumed that last one was Miley being Miley again (aka an asshole. She might be working the feminist angle real good, but she’s still a rich 22-year-old. It’s hard not to be an asshole in those cases.)
Luckily fellow old person Jimmy Kimmel was able to fill us in. See, Jimmy, despite being An Old, still has his finger on the pulse of youth culture. You can see him in the header photo interviewing Miley dressed as My Little Pony character Sparkle Acid Trip. He broke down everything using terms even the lamest of Olds can understand.
Ok, so “Kayne running for president.” He said that as a joke, right? Like “After winning this Vanguard Award, the only thing I have left to do is run for President! Hahahahaha!”