Surely by now, you’re familiar with Rebecca Martinson, the insane, profanity-fueled, racist horrible sorority girl who chewed out the rest of her sorority for being, like, SO F***KING BORING, and who coined the phrase “c*nt punt.”

She’s beautifully hostile. In fact, I think she may be TK’s spirit animal. If “Deadwood’s” Calamity Jane were a sorority girl, it’s what she would’ve written.

But what’s better than that insane letter? Having Michael Shannon read it out loud, of course. It. Is. Amazing. Every single goddamn second of it.

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