I feel like every installment of Billy on the Street is introduced with some variation on “Billy sure did take this bit to the next level this time,” but this time HE REALLY TOOK IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL. This time he left the street and opted for a more contained environment, because his main guest was Michelle Obama. The other guests were good old Elena and Big Bird, who was there for no other reason than to slow dance with FLOTUS while Billy sang from the Armageddon soundtrack, and also help out with Facts of Life trivia.
The lesson here: eat your vegetables. Also other stuff, I guess. And yes, Ariana Grande’s ponytail is definitely fake. These are your Billy Eichner life tips.