Bradley Pitts (Bart Pitt?) appeared on Between Two Ferns this week with the much thinner Zach Galifianakis, who asked Pitt — among other things — if he lost his virginity when he was zero, and if he could borrow some of his sperm. Just, like, one or two sperms.
The best exchange, however, is this:
Galifianakis: Is it hard for you to maintain a suntan?
Pitt: Why do you ask?
Galifianakis: Because you live in your wife’s shadow.
This may be the best Between Two Ferns in a while.
Source: Funny or Die