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Benedict Cumberbatch Performs a Panty-Exploding Dramatic Reading of R. Kelly's 'Genius'

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | December 5, 2013 |

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | December 5, 2013 |

If you ever wondered what pillow talk with Benedict Cumberbatch might sound like, this should be a fairly decent approximation. You might want to get a fire extinguisher for your underwear before you hit play.

If you didn’t catch all the lines over the shrieking of the crowd, which was probably responding as much to Cumberbatch as the line of women who fainted dead away in the audience, the lyrics are as follows:

I can feel your body floss
While I’m kissin on your thighs
You got me like la la la la la baby
Anticipation’s so crazy
I’ll be good to you
Promise will make good love to you, promise
Go to sleep and when we wake up
I’mma hit that thing again, promise