I’m a fan of any charity endeavor that ends up with Tom Hiddleston in a wet white t-shirt. Or Chris Pratt being adorable. Or Nathan Fillion doing anything.

But Amy Schumer’s ALS ice bucket challenge video has taken all of my philanthropic objectification and replaced it with vomit.

I don’t know how to you confuse ice with New England clam chowder, but I AM pretty sure that she’s trying to give Bob Newhart, Don Rickles and Mel Brooks heart attacks. Why else would you ask three men in their 80s to dump ice (or soup) on their bodies?

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