Domestic violence is never funny, unless it involves clowns and, apparently, vegans, according to the latest ad from PETA. The organization is apparently under the assumption that no one will ever pay attention to them unless they do something wildly offensive, when in fact many of us are actually less inclined to be vegetarian or wear fur because everyone involved in PETA is a huge a**hole.. In fact, tonight I’m going to eat a big juicy fucking steak just to spite the f*ckers..
Here’s the ad, and if you’re not interested in watching it, it presents a hobbling woman with a neck brace, and a narrator who says: “This is Jessica. She suffers from BWVAKTBOOM, ‘Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked the Bottom Out of Me,’ a painful condition that occurs when boyfriends go vegan and can suddenly bring it like a tantric porn star.”
But see, it’s funny because she liked it, which actually reminds me of all those upsetting Chris Brown reaction tweets during the Grammys.