#TrumpSoPoor Will Give You Life

By Kristy Puchko | Twitter | June 21, 2016 |

By Kristy Puchko | Twitter | June 21, 2016 |

Our Tangerine Nightmare, Donald Trump, is running out of campaign money fast. A dismal fundraising month led to panicked calls for donations and this glorious headline from HuffPo:

When Twitter caught word of Anthropomorphic Cheeto’s “unbelievably paltry” political coffers, there was much revelry in the delicious, delicious irony.

#TrumpSoPoor he's asking for a refund on his mail order bride pic.twitter.com/hmoZI0Prxn

— Shaun G (@ShaunGrebes) June 21, 2016

#TrumpSoPoor his next trophy wife will be from Mexico.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 21, 2016

#TrumpSoPoor he is going to have to start eating his words to live

— DishevldPeasant (@DishevldPeasant) June 21, 2016

#TrumpSoPoor he needs to get the sports almanac out of the safe again. #BiffDrumpf

— DoubleMe (@doublemeband) June 21, 2016

#TrumpSoPoor he can no longer afford to pay the legal fees for all those people he encouraged to assault others.

— Gord Macey (@GordMacey) June 21, 2016

#TrumpSoPoor he has start doing his hair like the millennials….. pic.twitter.com/Om5mI0CO4j

— Mike Riley (@OCmike714) June 21, 2016

The Republican party rn #TrumpSoPoor pic.twitter.com/jN4WSnGc4N

— eric (@bigbrothernyc) June 21, 2016

#trumpsopoor he sent Chris Christie to fetch him some McDonalds because he "forgot his wallet."

— Jay Bush (@tnjaybush) June 21, 2016

#TrumpSoPoor
He had to tell his followers "We can either be racists or xenophobic, but we can no longer afford to be both."

— Rodney Anonymous (@RodneyAnon) June 21, 2016

#TrumpSoPoor he's got the "family values" of a hillbilly. pic.twitter.com/vr7SwxKFPU

— Eric Wolfson (@EricWolfson) June 21, 2016

#TrumpSoPoor his makeup is now just Doritos cheese dust.

— That Fox (@LindSANS) June 21, 2016

#TrumpSoPoor he's building the wall himself now. pic.twitter.com/kGrqtlZaeg https://t.co/e7FcOt2PFw

— Mr. Chris (@1MrChris) June 21, 2016

#TrumpSoPoor he asking .@BernieSanders about that "free stuff" he's always talking about

— #OurRevolution (@heykerrieannn) June 21, 2016

#TrumpSoPoor He needs a little handout. pic.twitter.com/yqXwtWIv32

— jw (@joelwg) June 21, 2016

#TrumpSoPoor he has listed @GovChristie on @eBay. pic.twitter.com/7pXMDTO0dh

— Scott Wooledge (@Clarknt67) June 21, 2016

#TrumpSoPoor He can't even afford to have his taxes done.

— Jeff Gauvin (@JeffersonObama) June 21, 2016

#TrumpSoPoor his father actually asked him to change last name to Snow!

— Mia Marie Macy (@Miamariemacy) June 21, 2016

Hearing this #TrumpSoPoor news got me like pic.twitter.com/HeEtlTxpRW

— F'n Mat (@Fn_Mat) June 21, 2016

#TrumpSoPoor that he has started discriminating against himself

— (((Mark Campbell))) (@MrWordsWorth) June 21, 2016

Kristy Puchko savors that schadenfreude.