Trump Spawn Tries To Play It Cool, Fails Horrific And Hilariously

By Kristy Puchko | Twitter | September 3, 2016 |

By Kristy Puchko | Twitter | September 3, 2016 |

The Trump campaign has become a Twitter laughingstock once more. Just hours after the #TacoTruckOnEveryCorner meme was winding down, The Republican Babadook’s brood shared this image, meant to inspire Millennials to vote for a bloated and bellowing hatemonger:

On its face it’s a blatant plea to paint privileged millionaire Donald Trump as some sort of hipster hot spot, so outside the mainstream, and so fucking cool (until Time Out New York writes up its gluten-free jalapeño Moscow Mules, and then it’s so over.) And while that’s funny in its own right, it’s the faces of this #MillenialsforTrump pic that’s got Twitter rolling.

While Hillary Clinton’s camp has been regularly slaying with their understanding of internet’s ways and memes, Trump’s has once more reminded people that his campaign is pure nightmare fuel.

When Mufasa's son wanders into ur elephant graveyard pic.twitter.com/cILsvZ21ll

— Marc Snetiker (@MarcSnetiker) July 29, 2016

When I see the Trump kids, all I can think is Straight-to-Video Cruel Intentions sequel. pic.twitter.com/V09EqFoLEL

— Brianna Wu (@Spacekatgal) September 3, 2016

"Why are you doing this to us?"
"Because you were home." pic.twitter.com/LeNi6agYNa

— pajiba (@pajiba) September 3, 2016

pic.twitter.com/IqNqT60bYd

— Kelsey D. Atherton (@AthertonKD) September 3, 2016

I don't see what's so creepy about the Trump kids. pic.twitter.com/FCShoWvUf6

— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) September 3, 2016

This picture of the Trump kids looks like the VHS cover of a late 90s teen horror movie. pic.twitter.com/Q6DYoOC1PR

— pat tobin (@tastefactory) September 3, 2016

Ivanka: "That is not dead which can eternal lie"

Don: "And with strange aeons…"

Eric: "…even death may die." pic.twitter.com/PJVgqZP8mL

— Jamelle Bouie (@jbouie) September 3, 2016

They grew up… pic.twitter.com/n62y0E6yfs

— Elizabeth West (@Limeylizzie) September 3, 2016

pic.twitter.com/Poy5X8kICY

— Jesse Crap (@jessecarp) September 3, 2016

The Trump kids pic could be a poster for a knockoff sequel to my favorite very camp thriller The In-Crowd. pic.twitter.com/Md0d7gI1Cy

— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) September 3, 2016

Just let us Purge! pic.twitter.com/2mKaqHKTIS

— philip harris (@pharris830) September 3, 2016

This looks like the last thing you'd see as the chloroform took effect. pic.twitter.com/ThqN4pgz7s

— shauna (@goldengateblond) September 3, 2016

Also…poor Tiffany. pic.twitter.com/dVN72hkpb7

— Courtney Enlow (@courtenlow) September 3, 2016

Kristy Puchko can’t even sometimes.