Comedy’s great, innit? Comedy. Laughs. Laughing. Who doesn’t love it? Who could not love comedy?

I’m guessing whoever chose this clip to promote Pete Davidson’s—that bloke who owns a penis—upcoming Netflix stand-up special:

And here it is with subtitles, because, you know—every word counts.

Pete Davidson. February 25th. Microphone and all. 🔥 pic.twitter.com/DrQvMYdVAg

— Netflix Is A Joke (@NetflixIsAJoke) February 12, 2020

My dude, you alright? What’re you doing? What is that?

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