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"The Ocean is Awesome and for Winners" and the 10 Other Best Quotes from NBC's Thursday Night Comedies

By Dustin Rowles | TV | February 25, 2011 |

By Dustin Rowles | TV | February 25, 2011 |

Community (Grade: B)

  • “I think that beer should be cold and boots should be dusty. I think that 9/11 was bad and freedom, well, I think that’s just a little bit better.”

  • “Guy is just a mess. It’s like God spilled a person.”

  • I actually withdraw my candidacy. I fear a political career will shine a negative light on my drug dealing.”


    The Office (Grade: C- )

  • “Who is Justice Beaver?” … “It’s a crime-fighting beaver.”


    Parks and Recreation (Grade: B)

  • “Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have.”

  • “Sky writing isn’t always positive.”


    30 Rock (Grade: A-)

  • “Is this where you got your v-card punched?” “No, does this look like the makeup room at a clown academy?”

  • “Youngsters are the future of ocean exploration. I’m not gonna live forever, no matter how much gold I give Poseidon!”

  • “I hope my legacy is a Sesame Street type TV show that promotes illiteracy in girls.”

  • “The ocean is awesome and for winners.”

  • “I like my pigtails. My uncle thinks they’re sexy.”