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Popped Collar Dirtbag Shakespeare Who Fucks, Coming Soon to TNT

By Rebecca Pahle | TV | April 21, 2017 |

By Rebecca Pahle | TV | April 21, 2017 |

Guys. I know why the “H.G. Wells, but hot” show Time after Time was cancelled after five episodes. No, it’s not because ABC failed to properly advertise that its episode titles were lyrics to Cyndi Lauper’s “Time After Time”.” (I’d have watched it if I’d known!) It’s not because it looked painfully cheesy. No. It was because Hot H.G. Wells Who Fucks and Hot Shakespeare Who Fucks couldn’t possibly be on the air at the same time without causing some sort of world-shattering cosmic cataclysm. Behold:

“YOU CAHN’T JUST MAKE UP WORDS” guy is my favorite character of 2017. And look at this promo image.


I think Willy Shakes is wearing chainmail Uggs and some sort of chainmail dick kerchief? Even A Knight’s Tale, which Will is clearly heavily inspired by, didn’t put anybody in a chainmail dick kerchief. I have so many questions. A) Seriously? And: Where can I buy this outfit? Is Paul Bettany going to show up? Can Anne Hathaway play Anne Hathaway? Am I hallucinating? I know it’s technically the weekend but I haven’t started drinking yet, I swear.

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