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Hey! What's Zach Braff Been Up To? Not Being Gay, I Guess

By Dustin Rowles | TV | June 7, 2012 |

By Dustin Rowles | TV | June 7, 2012 |

Well, finally, Zach Braff addresses the burning mystery surrounding his sexuality that no one has ever been curious about. Ever. Not even for a moment. Frankly, I’m a little disappointed because I like to believe that there’s one timeline out there in which he and Donald Faison hook up and do the double-backed Turk Dance all night long.


Cut me some slack, people. It’s a slow news day, and we’ve already done our allotted 48 posts on Prometheus. Besides, if it’s good enough for MSN, it’s good enough for us, damnit.

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