11 Gay jokes.
6 Emasculation jokes
4 References to an angry raccoon.
4 Jokes about Bowel movements.
3 Old Jokes
2 Fat jokes.
1 Xenephobic joke
1 instance of the unironic use of the word, “Wassup,” ten years after its expiration date.
1 painful realization that Ben Folds is responsible for the theme song.
1 criminally embarrassing performance from an Emmy winning television icon.
.5 Funny Jokes (A meta Shatner crack about how no one can do a decent impersonation of him).
Approximately 83 instances of a laugh track.
O reasons to continue watching “$h*! My Dad Says.”