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#%*! You

By Dustin Rowles | TV | September 30, 2010 |

By Dustin Rowles | TV | September 30, 2010 |

  • 21 Minutes

  • 11 Gay jokes.

  • 6 Emasculation jokes

  • 4 References to an angry raccoon.

  • 4 Jokes about Bowel movements.

  • 3 Old Jokes

  • 2 Fat jokes.

  • 1 Xenephobic joke

  • 1 instance of the unironic use of the word, “Wassup,” ten years after its expiration date.

  • 1 painful realization that Ben Folds is responsible for the theme song.

  • 1 criminally embarrassing performance from an Emmy winning television icon.

  • .5 Funny Jokes (A meta Shatner crack about how no one can do a decent impersonation of him).

  • Approximately 83 instances of a laugh track.

  • O reasons to continue watching “$h*! My Dad Says.”



    Dustin is the founder and co-owner of Pajiba. You may email him here, follow him on Twitter, or listen to his weekly TV podcast, Podjiba.