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Oh, Vern Tessio. What Happened, Brother?

By Dustin Rowles | TV | May 21, 2009 |

By Dustin Rowles | TV | May 21, 2009 |

A few days ago, Entertainment 7 became the proud new distributor of the movie Baby on Board, a Jerry O’Connell, Heather Graham “comedy” that has absolutely no business getting a theatrical release. It’s about a woman (Graham) who thinks she sees her husband (O’Connell) cheating on her right after she learns she’s pregnant. Awkward hilarijinks ensue.

Terrible movie, but it does have quite a few “Oh God,” moments. Play along with me, why don’t you? My very first “Oh God,” moment came at 00:19. You’ll see why. The second “Oh God” moment comes at 00:24, when I realize that 1) Vern has suddenly gotten old on me (sincerely) and that 2) he apparently gets his hair cut at Snip ‘n Shit. Yowzers:

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