Just Pretend These Two Ride Off Into the Sunset Somewhere Without Zombies And Be Happy About It
Dancing with the Stars: Juniors on ABC at 8:00pm ET. Two-hour series premiere. I’d list all the dozen kids involved in this but we all know that most of us known none of them so the ones you might be familiar with include Tripp Palin, Miles Brown (of Black-ish), one of the Dance Moms kids which seems like cheating, and Honey Boo-Boo. I have no idea who the rest of these kids are except that some last names seem like they’re children of celebrities and probably half of them are from goddamned YouTube.
The Girl in the Bathtub on Lifetime at 8:00pm ET. Original telefilm. According to Lifetime this is a “dark, psychological drama” based on the true story of Julia Law. She was a young paralegal struggling with addiction who was found dead in her boss’s bathtub in Philadelphia just before her 27th birthday. I’m sure Lifetime will be respectful and sensitive to everyone touched by this tragedy.
Bob’s Burgers on Fox at 8:30pm ET.
The Walking Dead on AMC at 9:00pm ET. 90 minute 9th season premiere. This season starts with an 18 month time jump and has some big things that are likely to happen before December so if you’ve stopped watching… just keep reading the internet to find out what happens whose names you remember. It’s easier.
The Venture Brothers on Adult Swim at 12:00am ET. Seventh season finale.
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