Even In a Lawless Fantasy World, Eyebrow Waxing Lives On
Jersey Shore Family Vacation on MTV at 8:00pm ET. Two-hour third season premiere. This season mostly focuses on Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino who gets married and then goes to prison for a tax scam.
The Wrong Stepmother: Mother’s Day on Lifetime Movie Network at 8:00pm ET. Original telefilm, alternate ending. I’m choosing to not look this up because it sounds just perfect on its own.
Christmas Camp on Hallmark Movie Channel at 9:00pm ET. Original telefilm. Oh my god you can’t escape it even in the middle of summer. “A workaholic executive is sent to Christmas Boot Camp to remember what makes the holidays special, and restore her Christmas cheer.” You know what harms my Christmas cheer, Hallmark Movie Channel? All of this nonsense. ESPECIALLY IN JULY.
Dr. Pimple Popper on TLC at 9:00pm ET. Third season premiere.
The Outpost on The CW at 9:00pm ET. Second season premiere.
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