Lawmen: Bass Reeves on Paramount+ at 3:01am ET.
The Elf on the Shelf: Sweet Showdown on Food Network at 8:00pm ET. Series premiere. The Elf on the Shelf people have some SPECTACULAR PR. The book originally came out in 2005 and has somehow become an inescapable part of the Christmas season. As someone with small children, I have no intention of “inviting” one of these creepy things into our house. My children will be raised with the A Christmas Carol interpretation of Christmas where vengeful spirits visit you at night if you’re bad and confront you with your own eventual mortality to encourage you to be kind and generous now.
Bob’s Burgers on Fox at 9:00pm ET.
Fear the Walking Dead on AMC at 9:00pm ET. Series finale.
The Curse on Showtime at 10:00pm ET. It’s not a surprise that this show is wildly uncomfortable to watch with Nathan Fielder and Benny Safdie involved but WOW is Emma Stone leaning into the concept hard.