Holey Moley on ABC at 8:00pm ET. The title of this episode is “Everyone Can be Terrible!” which probably refers to the mini-golf they’re playing but seems pretty multi-purpose to just about anything these days.
Monday Night Football: Preseason: Oakland Raiders at Arizona Cardinals on ESPN at 8:00pm ET. Isn’t there actually a Thursday Night Football? Or is it the Thursday edition of Sunday Night Football? Either way, I still know five-year-olds with a better grasp of how days of the week work than the NFL.
Two Sentence Horror Stories on The CW at 9:00pm ET.
Elementary on CBS at 10:00pm ET. Series finale. Time to say goodbye to regular Jonny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu on your TV.
Queen of the South on USA at 10:00pm ET.
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