Oh, Zombieland. I have such high hopes for your particular brand of zombified goofy-assed gory awesomeness.
Yes, we have a new (Red band! NSFW! Oh, don’t be such a wuss) trailer for Zombieland, starring Woody Harrelson, Amber Heard, Jesse Eisenberg and Emma Stone. And it looks, put simply, like the fucking balls. Woody Harrelson in full-on psychobilly mode — somewhere between his roles in No Country For Old Men and Natural Born Killers. Rockin’ out, cussin’, wearing fucking alligator skin. Jesse Eisenberg playing… um… Jesse Eisenberg.
Whatever. It makes me giggle with glee. It’s like a good shitkickin’ rock and roll record. It makes me want to bust shit up and cackle with glee while doing it. Sure, it’s directed by a guy who’s never directed a movie before, but I don’t freakin’ care. For now, I am more than willing to give it my full-on anticipatory hard-on.
Because… zombies, y’all. You know I likes me some zombies. Toss in some cute girls and Woody Harrelson driving over heads in a Humvee, smashing faces with a banjo, and just general mayhem? I. Am. SOLD.
Look upon it, and revel.
Yeah, that’s right. Eat that shit up.