What the hell else is there to say about the documentaries centered on the financial scandals that have basically ruined our economy? How much hand-wringing and teeth gnashing can do do? Two or three hundred middle-aged white dudes — they all look the same; I can’t tell them apart — made a huge fucking fortune, and now ten percent of the American workforce is out of a job and Billy Sue’s house lost half its value. You’d think the corporate execs would show a shred of remorse, but these fuckers are soulless. Soulless, ass-raping corporate monsters. I can’t even watch the trailers for these docs without working up a healthy dose of rage. Smug, entitled assholes. I just want to rip their goddamn heads off, crap in their eye-holes, and smear their neck stumps on each other.

Here’s the trailer for Inside Job. Bonus: Matt Damon narrates the doc.

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