Things I learned about The Avengers in the last ten seconds:

1) At least part of it will take place in a large city;

2) Shit will explode;

3) People will run;

4) Robert Downey, Jr. will look bad-ass;

5) Thor will shoot lightning from his hammer;

6) Scarlett Johansson didn’t wash her hair one day;

7) Captain America will be hurt;

8) Flying things will shoot laser things at a flying Iron Man;

9) The Incredible Hulk is really loud;

10) That I cannot wait to see the rest of this Super Bowl commercial, and then the movie in May.

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