I’m sorry. I have no idea what’s going on in this trailer. I blacked out right after I recognized Lee Pace and Judy Greer in a talking animal movie. When I woke up, I was naked lying under the cold spray of my shower and I had scratch marks across my chest and a shampoo bottle shoved halfway up my ass.

I’ve got the world’s most powerful headache now, so I don’t think I’ll try watching it again. Why don’t the rest of you give it a shot, and you can tell me what you think. I can tell you this much: The animals are voiced by George Lopez — *lightheaded* — Keifer Sutherland, Fergie, Emma Stone — *woozy* — Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Ron Perlman and …

*thunk*

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