Here’s another trailer for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and goddamnit, I can’t believe this is what the majority of our country spends their motherfucking movie-ticket money on: The Pointer Sisters, Megan Fox’s ass, and giant goddamn robots that shit out lines about Fate. Are you serious?

So, yeah:This trailer is different from the last one. It shows that there are actual characters in the movie, though they are about as soulless as the robots. Our hero, Shia LaBeouf is off to college. And Megan Fox is straddling a motorcycle. Clearly, no one involved with this movie understands the word nuance.

You know, there are some actual good movies coming out this summer. But you go ahead and spend your money on this one. Everyone else is, why the fuck not. Right? Jesus Christ. What a fucked up industry.

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