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"We're past life specialists. We think one of those girls has been reincarnated into our client."

By Seth Freilich | Trailers | May 19, 2009 |

By Seth Freilich | Trailers | May 19, 2009 |

Yesterday, we talked about Fox’s new fall and spring schedule, which includes a couple of new shows, of course. Here are trailers for those shows and, well, it ain’t pretty. I feel so much better about “Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles” being canceled knowing that at least I’ll have all this garbage to fill the void. …fuck.

“Past Life.” Let’s get the worst one out of the way right up front. I mean, seriously, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me with this bullshit.

(Oh Richard Schiff, why have you forsaken us for this garbage?!)

“The Cleveland Show.” I made you suffer through this video yesterday. I shan’t do it again.

“Sons of Tucson.” I enjoy Tyler Labine lots, so he makes me warm to this show right off the bat. But that warmth only goes so far and I can’t say I was overly enamored with this. At all.

“Human Target.” Yesterday, I said this was the one I was a bit optimistic about. Less so after the video, even though a clip also featuring Tricia Helfer can’t be all bad (but in this case, it ain’t much good).

“Brothers.” See, cause the doors close on the wheelchair brother. Hilarious! The father is a tough old man not altogether respected by his family. Comedy! Dysfunctional family. Hijinks!

If anyone needs me, I’ll be beating both sides of my head with lead pipes, just as hard as possible.

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