Let’s play a game. I’m going to tell you the plot of E!’s new show The Arrangement, and you’ll tell me what mega-celebrity it instantly reminds you of. Yes, I spoiled the game in the headline. No, it doesn’t matter because there’s only one answer you would ever think of anyway.

This new scripted show is about a giant star with super intense ACTING face and an enthusiasm that takes the form of a too-frequent use of the word “amazing” and probably some couch-jumping. (That last part is yet to be seen.) Along with his creepy culty “self-help” group Scientology The Higher Mind, he auditions women to play the role of Actual Wife, which comes with a paycheck of $10 million.

So… Guesses?

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