Up first we have a short trailer for the Joseph Gordon-Levitt-directed Don Jon, starring JGL as the titular, porn-addicted character that has to choose between skin flicks and Scarlett Johansson. I would argue that this is the finest piece of film to ever be accompanied by Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Next we have Queen Gorgo (Lena Headey) giving the voice-over for 300: Rise of an Empire. The sequel follows Themistocles (Sullivan Stapleton) as he battles Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro), his Persian army (various stunt people), and the vengeful Persian naval captain Artemisia (Eva Green).
Last of all comes the trailer for the film C.O.G., which is based on an autobiographical David Sedaris short story. David (Jonathon Groff) decides to take a sabbatical from his home life to work on a farm in the Northwestern U.S.