Yesterday morning, Disney lifted the embargo on Thor: Ragnarok set visits. And with that, a wave of thrilling new reveals washed over us. Then Marvel Studios shared some splashy flashy new character posters. Then they rewarded fans by rushing autographed copies of these posters to them via messengers, and the Fooji app. And there was much geeking out and rejoicing.
Now, just when MCU fans thought they might wallow in a bit of afterglow, Marvel woos us hard once more with a new trailer that kicks off with the swoon-inducing growl of Jeff Goldblum.
You might want to retreat to your bunks before viewing, because this is not NSFW. But it is very SPLOOSH.
This new Thor: Ragnarok trailer has EVERYTHING: Topless Chris Hemsworth
Tessa Thompson in full Valkyrie battle mode:
Hulk battling a giant fucking dire wolf:
Sweet and savory cape porn:
Mark Ruffalo ruffalo-lo-lolling:
Valkyrie with that leap and swagger realness:
And this face, which is the rock on which we will build our church of Feminist Snark:
Valkyrie leading a pegasus-riding army of female warriors versus Hela, Goddess of Death and General Fierceness:
And CATE MOTHERFUCKING BLANCHETT:
Can I get a ‘Yes!’?
Thor: Ragnarok comes to theaters on November 3rd. And we shall all come with it.