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They're Finally Focking Running Out

By Brian Prisco | Trailers | November 11, 2010 |

By Brian Prisco | Trailers | November 11, 2010 |

They’re milking that cat teat for all they can, and it looks like they’re finally coming up dry. They’ve released a New and Improved Little Fockers trailer, and it’s basically the original trailer with maybe three or four more unfunny scenes. Just like every movie they add three or four more unfunny actors. So now we’ve got Harvey Keitel, Laura Dern, and Jessica Alba joining the cast. I think this is a wise strategy: the actual 3 minute trailer consists solely of title cards with the cast’s names on it.

It doesn’t matter. None of this matters. It’s not meant for us. It’s meant for stupid people. People who belly laugh at mediocre sitcoms. Who ask for nothing more out of comedy than hearing that little “boing-boing” sound when someone gets hit in the balls.

I guarantee this will be approved by the Parents Council On Counting Swear Words — it’ll be a heartwarming family Christmas pic. And from the trailer, I see one act of severe violence, one act of child abuse, several instances of man on man kissing, and the coup de grace — a young child walking in on his grandfather getting shot in the erect penis with a needle by his father. Not to mention the fact that the title is one of those happy little EUPH, FUCKs that appeared on the chart.

Like it matters. They’ll keep pooping out Focker Flicks until someone dies.

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