Because seriously, I’m gonna watch the shit out of all three of ‘em.
The first one’s got every ingredient needed for an Academy Award:
The U.S. Army…
… inexplicably kickboxing zombies to death
… and wielding katanas
… and making out with each other on a beach, despite being in Afghanistan
Oh, did I mention that there’s a zombie Osama Bin Laden?
The ball’s in your court, Academy. Don’t fail us. Or else… Osombie will getcha. Do it for America.
Next, we swap out terrorists for Nazis, and zombies for spacemen, and we have the first official trailer for the “Nazis on the moon” magnum opus, Iron Sky:
Finally, we have complete and utter madness: Jiang Wen’s Let The Bullets Fly. It involves a mob boss played by Chow Yun Fat, Wen as a bandit trying to take over a town, and oh hell… it doesn’t matter. It’s full of ridiculous gunfights, geysers of blood, and awesomeness.