The first official trailer for The Hobbit: Unnecessary Sequels was released today. If you’re thinking to yourself that you thought the first trailer was released months ago, apparently you’d be wrong. That was a full-length teaser trailer. This is a trailer trailer. They’re totally different, duh.
The new trailer features everything you’d expect: namely, fighting. A lot of fighting. And then more fighting. About as much fighting as you’d expect from a three page scene stretched into a three hour movie.
Galdalf tells us here this is “A plan long in the making.” Yeah, no kidding. Do you realize there are fully-fledged teenagers who have never lived a world where Peter Jackson’s Middle Earth didn’t exist? Mind blown.