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The New 'Hobbit' Trailer Is Everything You'd Expect and Then Some (More of That Same Thing)

By Vivian Kane | Trailers | November 6, 2014 |

By Vivian Kane | Trailers | November 6, 2014 |



The first official trailer for The Hobbit: Unnecessary Sequels was released today. If you’re thinking to yourself that you thought the first trailer was released months ago, apparently you’d be wrong. That was a full-length teaser trailer. This is a trailer trailer. They’re totally different, duh.

The new trailer features everything you’d expect: namely, fighting. A lot of fighting. And then more fighting. About as much fighting as you’d expect from a three page scene stretched into a three hour movie.


Galdalf tells us here this is “A plan long in the making.” Yeah, no kidding. Do you realize there are fully-fledged teenagers who have never lived a world where Peter Jackson’s Middle Earth didn’t exist? Mind blown.