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The New 'Hercules' Trailer Is A Glistening, Shouty Mess

By TK Burton | Trailers | June 3, 2014 |

By TK Burton | Trailers | June 3, 2014 |


Good lord does this look terrible. Gloriously, hilariously terrible. I’m talking MST3K levels of terrible.

I’m gonna drink eight beers and watch the ass off it it.

I mean, I’m glad that they’re actually incorporating the 12 Labors, but still. That looks laughably bad. In a good way. But also a bad way. It’s Ratner, so, you know, mostly a bad way.

It also stars Ian McShane and John Hurt. And Rufus Sewell. I… I don’t even know what to do with that info.

Anyway. Yeah. Revel in the Glistening and the Shouting.

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