Good lord does this look terrible. Gloriously, hilariously terrible. I’m talking MST3K levels of terrible.
I’m gonna drink eight beers and watch the ass off it it.
I mean, I’m glad that they’re actually incorporating the 12 Labors, but still. That looks laughably bad. In a good way. But also a bad way. It’s Ratner, so, you know, mostly a bad way.
It also stars Ian McShane and John Hurt. And Rufus Sewell. I… I don’t even know what to do with that info.
Anyway. Yeah. Revel in the Glistening and the Shouting.