I wanted this so badly. When I saw the trailer for Cyber-Seniors in my inbox, I let my hopes get way, way up. To my great disappointment, though, this is not a movie about a new dangerous breed of evil geriatric cyborgs. It’s just, you know, a heartwarming, tissue-requiring tale of a group of charming elderly technological noobs and some upstanding teenagers who help them become YouTube sensations, Skype with their grandchildren, and scam on other old folks on Facebook.

Still, you’d think they could throw in at least one robot.

Vivian Kane knows that she’s using cyborg and robot interchangeably, and she doesn’t care. Yell at her on Twitter.

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